nasty slut takes 12 inch dildo up ass
how I take selfies
trying to take a picture with your friends with a phone that doesnt have a front camera
step 1: find necessary textbooks for class
step 2: attempt to read textbooks even tho u dont give a FRICK
step 3: absorb textbook through photosynthesis
lol u kno just bein me and silly!
WHOA WTF U LOOK TOTLY LIKE ME WTF R WE TWIN?
LMFAO I LUV TUMBLR FINDING EVERYONES TWIN! HAHAHAHAHAHA! I LIKE UR SHOELACES HAHA!!
I’m legit in love with this kiddo
Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma
Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.
I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.
I really love this, because as someone with anxiety when I did take party drugs way back when I was always scared of going to the hospital because I didnt want to be arrested…..even when I bad tripped and cried in the bathroom for 10 hours because I thought Jeff was trying to murder me. I dont do party drugs anymore, but it still is comforting to me….seriously.
Most EMTS and medics I’ve met are some of the most non-judgmental folks ever. Look, we love helping people and saving lives. That’s what we went to school for. Help us help you, and everyone will fare better for it.